Ahoy there, mateys! From our old shipmate KT Cat we learn that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, it be! Fer me readers in the UK and other places where they "labour" with "honour" and write "cheques," here be the link to the TLAPD UK site. Avast there, ye landlubber! What are ye waitin' for? Click on on one o' them links before Cap'n Tom sends ye to Davy Jones locker!
Fer those of ye wishin' t' indulge yer propensities for piratical parlance, here be a wee bit of instructional video from the Old Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy on how to talk like a pirate:
KT, I tip me three-cornered hat to ye, ye scurvy